Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
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I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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