I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
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When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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