Grow some girl-balls and come out already
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I want a musical about memes.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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