I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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