i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
You're earring is so big in my mouth
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
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I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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