You just made me feel so damn special
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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