i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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