I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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