I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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