Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
