i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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