Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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