Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
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Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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