I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Randomize
