Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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