That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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