I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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