so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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