he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
My pussy is not your playground.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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