Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Randomize
