I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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