I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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