How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
i came on her dog
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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