according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
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I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
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the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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