Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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