Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I just gift wrapped bread.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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