It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Randomize
