You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Life without a bra equals bliss.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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