so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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