on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
whose parrot is this?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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