Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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