Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.