Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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