Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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