belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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