So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
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Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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