Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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