Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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