are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
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you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
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WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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