That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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