she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I haven't been this sober since birth.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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