I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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