I want to stick my p in your. b.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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