I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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