Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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