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I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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