I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Cover your peen. We're going out.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
