Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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