why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Randomize
