Buhtt sex?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
