after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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