mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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