dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize