she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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